Sunday, October 4, 2015

Movies Watched The Week of 9/27 - 10/3



Hello everybody, we got’s a new update for your asses.  It’s a nice little week, with a nice mix of looking to the past and looking at today.  And we got a movie still fresh in theaters for you guys, isn’t that fun for all.  And it’s good! It’s a nice mix of genres and quality, with a link to an in depth look at a movie with an interesting history.  So give it a go guys.  And fair warning.  This week coming up is Comic Con week, so the post may be a bit lax.  Just a fair warning.  But I hope this is good enough for today and we’ll get to next week when we get to it.





The Man Who Knew Too Much (September 27th, 2015)
Director: Alfred Hitchcock
Starring: James Stewart, Doris Day, Brenda De Banzie, and Bernard Miles



So a few weeks back I had broadened my scope of Hitchcock a little but by watching the original version of this movie, knowing that he had remade it a few decades laters.  And that original one was a decent little movie, but a bit unremarkable, especially in comparison to the work he would go on to do.  And know having watched the remake, I can say that he bettered that original film.  If anything, having James Stewart in it is a big positive over that original.  And just having more movies on his belt help make the movie a better production to make the story work a little better.  And it isn’t an exact remake.  It’s loose, with the simple story of a couple getting sucked into an assassination plot and their son is kidnapped.  The difference is that this one is a bit bigger in scope, going from Africa to London with the main characters being Americans.  We don’t get a real sense of what’s going on for a while, being in Stewarts shoes of being out of the loop and just trying to figure shit out.  Sadly the movie this time out essentially just neuters the wife role, making her more a shrieking harpy than the tough as nails equal who shoots the bad guy.  No, this is essentially Stewarts movie and he does it justice.  And the movie is longer so it gets more juice in it, getting deeper into the stories and heightening the tension.  He actually manages to top the Opera scene.  But sadly, no massive shootout at the end, but has a nice little tense ending.  Although it wraps up a bit too nicely and has too much disbelief to swallow and a significant lack of Peter Lorre, the movie is a fun watch.  

Rating: 8/10









Cop Car (September 29th, 2015)
Director: Jon Watts
Starring: Kevin Bacon, James Freedson-Jackson, Hays Wellford, and Shea Whigham



The movie was getting raves and the director would be tapped to make a new Spider-Man movies and Kevin Bacon rocks a stellar stache, so I was on the road to seeing this anyway.  And I got the chance to do so and enjoyed it a good deal.  Watts shows a good eye here, making a good looking movie out of a really small scale.  It’s nice to see a guy make a super low budget indie actually look good in a classically cinematic sense instead of the handheld bullshit dirt* that accompanies the many indies released into the world.  And the story is pretty cool and low key and really well written.  Two kids haphazardly running away from home come upon a seemingly abandoned cop car and take it for a drive.  But that’s Kevin Bacons car and he was in the middle of doing some crooked shit.  So he has to find these kids.  And the movie manages a good feat of being fun and tense as shit.  He does that by separating the kids from Bacon and having the kids on their own be fun and the Bacon stuff tense with some black humor in both stories until they collide into some real dark territory.  The ending gets really tense and settles that up pretty nicely, although it ends in a kind of obnoxious ambiguous ending that I don’t much care for.  But the stuff before that is really good.  Bacon is amazing and is way too underrated in this day and age.  The kids are actually good and feel like real kids, ie stupid as fuck but in a real way.  It’s quick too and it just moves.  But the lack of a killer ending and some juicer material in the beginning of the movie keep this down from being a great. But this is a nice little movie to hopefully signal a good beginning to a good career.   


Rating: 8.5/10










Lock Up (October 1st, 2015)
Director: John Flynn
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Donald Sutherland, Sonny Landham, and Tom Sizemore



Sometimes you just need a big dose of testosterone to finish out your day.  And what a good piece of super macho cinema to end a day with than a movie with Stallone in prison.  Is this, technically, a good movie? Not really.  It’s cheesy and filled with uber macho dialogue and some nasty little moments in service of a story featuring a typical uber capable hero in Stallone.  It’s no awards winning movie by any stretch.  But is immensely entertaining.  Stallone manages to temper some of his superstar ego in this one giving a pretty good performance, playing more every man than his usual action movie performances.  The character is too capable to be an everyman but his performance helps sell the idea.  The cast is around him does really good work too, making the inmates around him feel like real criminals in a supermax prison.  And the performances make them more 3 dimensional than they could be.  Landham makes a good villain in this, imposing and psychotic.  Sutherland is too, despite really not doing much.  His motivation is pretty solid too, something you can easily see a prison warden doing.  The pacing may be a little too slack in places and some of the slower parts may be a bit cheesy, but it handles the tonal shifts pretty well.  Going from dark crime drama to somber little character piece to cheesy bro flick.  It’s an underseen little gem in Stallones filmography, something restrained and gritty without too much ego involved.  The script is well done and the acting is real good.  Gotta give it a recommendation for those that like this stuff.  


Rating: 9/10









Live and Let Die (October 2nd, 2015)
Director: Guy Hamilton
Starring: Roger Moore, Yaphet Kotto, Jane Seymour, and Bernard Lee


For more on this movie, click here.  



Rating: 5/10








The Martian (October 3rd, 2015)
Director: Ridley Scott
Starring: Matt Damon, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Jessica Chastain, and Sean Bean


Ridley Scott is ridiculous.  I mean, there are plenty of directors that are good visualists that aren’t great picking a good screenplay.  But not many just seem to accidentally get handed them and just knock it out of the park. This is a man who seemingly has no idea what Blade Runner was really about, really didn’t know a thing about horror movies before Alien and fucked it up with Prometheus, and had a directors cut of American Gangster that ends with a moment so tone deaf to the rest of the movie that you are genuinely curious if he really read the script.  Ridley has done many movies, all of them visually unbelievable (Exodus excluded of course).  But it’s been a good few years since he’s made a movie worth a damn (2007’s American Gangster, although I have a mild enjoyment with Body of Lies).  Prometheus is a visual masterpiece, one of the greatest looking and designed movies ever.  But the script is garbage and it’s exactly what Ridley wanted, mangling the very essence of the Alien universe.  James Cameron and sometimes Steven Spielberg have a similar problem, not quite seeing the weaknesses in a movie.  Ridley though has seemingly taken a masters class in how to misread a project.  Yet Ridley returns yet again to the great void in the sky in the genre that helped kick off his career to create possibly the best movie he’s made since Blade Runner.  

The Martian was self published in 2011 by Andy Weir, becoming so popular and well received that it was snatched up by a publishing agency and set the book off to print to become even more popular.  Popular enough for the movie to be almost immediately optioned and set on a fast track to becoming a massive production helmed by the preeminent director of epic stories and starring Matt Damon in a star studded ensemble.  The premise of the book is simple.  When a crew of astronauts is forced to abort a mission on Mars thanks to a massive sand storm on the way, botanist Mark Watney is seemingly killed and left for dead on the planet.  But he somehow survives and has to somehow keep alive until NASA can mount a rescue.  But of course, there’s more to it than that and we follow Watney’s attempts to survive as well as the braintrust at NASA trying their damnedest to work out a way to get Mark home as well as the crew on their way home. 

The movie could have easily been a movie that was a tense, nerve wrenching experience for the whole run time or it could have been a thrilling adventure.  But the movie is more complex than that.  It’s a movie that is equal part tense and equal parts thrilling, but it’s also a very human movie with heart and humor and sadness.  Yet what rounds this movie out is hope.  Hope is what keeps this movie going and it’s not a misguided hope. No, this is an optimistic movie that is a celebration of intellect and ingenuity.  Every problem is solved with brain power, not brawn.  And a lot of time is spent on massively complicated solutions that are perfectly explained to us plebs in the audience.  It’s funny, earlier in the year we kept hearing about how we need to celebrate optimism and science by going to see Tomorrowland.  Yet that movie rightfully failed because it wasn’t a good movie and it muddied it’s message, not simply because it ends in unmotivated C level action movie nonsense.  All those people that cried their tears about the need for hope should see this movie and bang the drum for it, as this is a great movie that celebrates positivity and science.  It would be cool if this helped light a fire under the asses of people of all ages to reignite the space field.  But in a country where we allow children to die because guns are dem dere boys durn rights, rational thinking may be too high a goal for this movie.  

The movie wouldn’t be the masterwork it is without the cast.  Damon does phenomenal work as the wise ass, smart as a whip but still human Watney.  He brings the man to life completely and sells the struggle as well as the brains and wit.  If not for Good Will Hunting or The Departed, this might well be his best role.  But he isn’t alone.  Everyone does great work.  Jeff Daniels does good work as the boss who has to deal with the unenviable task of PR issues and trying to make decisions that could damn at least one man to death.  Ejiofor is great as well as the engineer who is tasked with helping to keep Watney alive.  The supporting crew around them does great work as well to make the NASA in this movie feel alive.  Actors like Kristin Wiig and Sean Bean and Donald Glover help out a great deal to shade out minor characters into real people.  On the crew we got Jessica Chastain, Michael Pena, Kate Mara and Sebastian Stan to bring the astronauts to life and sell the connection to one another and the debt they feel to Watney.  

Behind the camera, we obviously have Ridley since I rambled about him for a bit at the beginning of this article.  He does amazing work, perfectly nailing the humor and the tension and making Mars a gorgeous place.  But we also have Drew Goddard to thank.  As the writer of the movie, he perfectly managed to translate the book to the screen without sacrificing the feeling the book went for. Some stuff had to go, but nothing was really changed on a fundamental level.  It’s funny and tense in all the right moments and it gives a blueprint for everyone to do amazing work.  


For a while there, I never though I’d say this again but Ridley Scott has made a great fucking movie.  Legitimately great.  Surprisingly great since Scott seemingly has almost no idea what it is he is making at any given time.  But he honed in on this sum bitch and knocked it the fuck out of the park.  It’s a great flick, one of optimism and intelligence.  See it on the big screen and enjoy another space epic from Scott.  


Rating: 10/10






Top Movies

1. The Martian
2. Lock Up
3. Cop Car
4. The Man Who Knew Too Much
5. Live and Let Die


- Tom Lorenzo

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